Let's greet A-Rod with a chant

With a comment on a previous post of mine, it gave me an idea for a post. With Alex Rodriguez and the Yankees coming to Fenway Park tomorrow night, it's only appropriate that Red Sox fans greet A-Rod with some kind of chant especially since his bush league play on Wednesday night against the Toronto Blue Jays, and with the pictures of him with a busty blonde at a hotel. I've jotted down some possible chants but I know you can think of better ones. Post a comment and let us all know what to chant and if you have some thoughts of a different chant. Here are some quick ones I came up with:

1. A-Rod sucks!
   
2. Where's your strippa?
3. Where's your she-male?
4. Who's the bitch?
5. A-Rod's a cheata!
6. Where's your wife?
   

Oh yea and don't forget to bring your blonde wigs and dollar bills to the games at Fenway and wave your dollar bills at A-Rod when he comes to the plate. It may distract him.